• Celebrate Muddy Gras
• The No Electric Slide
• FEMA – Failure to Effectively Manage Anything –
• Houses floating by all the way from New Orleans
• Miami River dredging
• Tom Delay
• Slot machines
• The Bi-Polar Express

Ideas

We're always looking for good ideas. But putting the parade together is hard work. A lot of hard work. We're workin' hard.

Of course, current events seem to supply us with a steady stream of potential parade parodies.

In 2005 the headlines got us thinking about:

• And if that weren’t enough for a sick mind… 
  avian flu, pythons, Katrina, Rita, Wilma, blue tarps, looters, penguins, fingers, condo flippers, diploma mills, Terri Schiavo, Michael Jackson, and the UBD Line. !